Thoughts of a Top Cat

Look i dont know evryfink and it appears dat the first biggles did not fite nazis but fort in der ferst werld wor. i has never had a werld wor on my territory so how wos i to know there have been 2? i woz then told that he flew on a camel made by a mr sopwith but i is not stoopid!! ha i cort you der, camels can't fly!!! see, checked that owt. then i was told it was a bye-plane. now i thort about this and i hav werked it out. when a plain is cuming toowards yoo it is a hello-plain and when it has gon over and is going away then it is a bye-plaine, biggles floo a hello-bye-plane and dats its fool name! its good dat sumwun round hears got sum branes.

yors bigggles-der-branes!!!!! !?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!(cos i liek doin dat)