Monday, May 08, 2006
thoughts of a top cat
hello, my name is biggles and i am the top cat in my house. many people think i spend alot of my life just sleeping but this is simply not true as i have to protect my territory, eat, find my humans, eat, think, sleep, eat, keep the females in their place, sit on a human for a bit, be very very brave. in this blog i will be putting my forts.
my dad says i should use sum fink corled a spel chequer but i cant find it anywear.
so wotch this spayce!!!
i suppose i shud menshun the therd cat hear, Gwenny, der miggit, wot i dont like at all!!!! and nor dus runty. she likes a mouse very very much as a tasty snack but she dusnt always finish it. i will tork more about her annutha tiem. but i like gettin her in a corner and swearin at her wot she doesnt like. she is der smallest cat i no but she has lots of muscle and is bluddy fast. last year i chased her behind the shed and she slipped throo der fence and i nearly got stuck!!! this is not funny!!! so thats it. food in a bole when yoo want it and a nice loud purr while eatin. thank yoo for your comment.