Saturday, August 12, 2006
der SECRET cubbord!!!!!!!!!!!
well, der is a cubbord in der wot we cats has never ever ever bin aloud in and yesterday der most amazin fing happend i got to go in it free times and i was'nt stopped wonce!! my pairents cleared it out. oh my god, day say, 21 years of crud!!!! all dese paint tins and fings. well, i tell you it was pritty amasin der ferst tiem i went in their, der smells woz amazin and ver old and musty dusty and strange. and ver very exciting!!!! i worked all der way round sniffin, brilliant!!!!!!!!!! just brilliant.
den dey spent a long long time puttin all der stuff owt in der guardin on der patio and grass, all of it all of it. ah, dey say, luk, danl's push chair and der big bruvver seet he yoused to sit on on der pram wiv zoe under it - bin!!!!!!! and orl sorts of strange stuff. now wen yoo is top cat in dis situation it is most important to make shure dat ever body nos whoo is der top cat. well i kant spray liek a few cats dat has cum into my territorree over der yeers (and is acksherly a bit frightenin) - dont no wy i kant spray liek dat and have a deep yowly voice) so i sleep on everyfink. der woz a ver ver old kertain fing wot woz ver comfy and old boxes and torn plastic ground sheets and plastic bags. yes, my job is to sit on dem and have a quik nap to show der paffetic feemails just hoo is der top cat arownd here. i did let der feemails have won look around in der cubbord. too be onest i dont' liek changes in my hoam so i had to chek on everything.
den day go froo evryfink for ours and ours and fro away loads and loads and loads and sought uvver stuff. dey find loads of pix wot dey took befour danl was borne wen dey made black and white pickshers at home wiv big equipment dey found in der cubbord.
dey mum swept der cubbord and dad moped it and made it all clean. i went in and it was amazin der spaice in der and der cleen smell but it were'nt so intrestin. but a good spaice and i wanted to maik it mine.
den dey started puttin stuff back in - well, wots der point of dat!?!?!?!?!?!? yoo take it out, clean der fing and den put stuff back in - hoomans is just so stoopid. so, anyway, dey put stuff back in and say - oh, dats much better, now yoo can find der tools and der paints and der brushes and fings wen yoo need dem. i arsked my dad if i cud have a look in agian and he let me and it was not as exiting as it woz wen i ferst went in der it was clean and borin and i didnt' have so much stuff to clime around like wot i did der ferst time as der top kat. but it is ver ver important dat i was able to chek on der cubbord and maik shure it was ok.
but wots reely stoopid is wot dey dun wiv orl der old stuff. dey filld der old volvo estate fool of it. now dis is reely stoopid cos if dey fil der car wiv orl der stuff it dont' leave no spaice for puttin peeple and shoppin and stuff!!! they goin to hav to put der stuff sum wear else in dee end. but we will have to weight and sea.
der hoomans woz ver ver pleezed wiv dem selves. pointless i fink, takin stuff out, putting it back and fillin a car. wot a way to spend der day!!!!!!!!!
oh yes. and dey still dont' liek it wen i go out in der frunt but it is part of my territtorree!!!!! and i dus not liek bein picked up and bein told i is not klever enuff or farst enuff to do in der front. der is annuvver ginger cat, long fer and finner than me and he gose all der way up and down der road so if i do'nt go owt frunt how can i protect my territorree from him????? hoomans just dont understand!!!!!!!!
wot a tyring day it woz but i slept well. quite excitin reely.