Sunday, August 13, 2006
sum werd meenings and spelings!! Sigh.
Hear ar a cupple of common werds I has bin arsked abowt recently for egg sample:
Lawndry: Now I no bout dis cos I help hang out der lawndry (acksherly it has bin sooooo hot I has not dun much recently. This is soooooooo obvius. Where do you hang der lawndry out? Hmm? In der guardin. And were in der guardin? On der lawn, of course. Sea? Simple inni't.
Guardin: Wy is der guardin called der guardin? Cos it needs guardin from intruders and is wot i dus wen i is on petrole round my territtorree. Sea? Simple. And der family by a noospaper called Der Guardin but most of its not bout flours.
If yoo has any problems bout meenins of werds or spelins or grammer, just send dem too me, but do'nt make dem reely stoopid or I mite get cross. OK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? (cos i still liek it - tee hee).