Saturday, February 03, 2007


Egg-Sir-Sighs, Moduls and der cat walk. and posters

As yoo no I like to sit on der Gardenia noospaper and pick up der noose thru my bottom, like Madona doo with her kabbalar throo tuchin der books and not ackshirley reedin them. Nice picksher of me sittin on der Gardeenian dont' yoo think? Well, der have been too fings in der Gardinian that I wont to tork about.

Dey had a fing bout egg-sir-size - diss is not bout how big eggs is, no no no its' bout runnin round, goin on petrole, playin wiv corky der cork like wot i duz evry day or eevning. Yes yes I is still playin wiv corky der corck, hot stuff i can tell yoo and then i eet and then hav a nice sleep. Well, der Gardinian noospaper dun a artical on egg-sir-size videos and DVDVDs dun by famuss peeple - i never herd of dem - dey is actrissis, modules and some bin in Big Bruvver. Well, i got a big bruvver, danl and he puts videos and DVDVDVDs on lots and I can tell yoo yoo dont' get much egg-sir-size by doin dat so do'nt bye won!!! its' a con, onestly, puttin on videeeos and fings and takin dem out of the machines do not yoos up hardly no energee at orl. doo not by dese videeo dvdvdvd fings. ok?

now, sum of der peepel in dese egg-sir-sighs videos is corled modules. wot is a module, i here yoo arske? well, dey work down sumfing corled a cat work (sumbody told me dat yoo spell work - walk, and yoo spell werk - work, but do'not make no sense in terms of pro-nun-see-ay-shun). sum of dese modules is so thin from workin down der cat work dat dey dont' eat enuff and can even dye!!!!!!!! wot is terrible. it just shoas yoo how much energee we cats yoos up when we work. and dat i yoos up loads and loads of ernergee when i is out on petrole in der guardin wot is a ver ver long cat work. dats why i need to keep eetin my food and keepin well fed and strong.

ooh, yes, der uvver fing in der guardinia is dat dey has been givin away posters. wot is a poaster or poster yoo arsk? well, like me yoo probably thort that a poaster is a man wot delivers der post, letters and stuff evry day; like a runner is sumwon wot runs, a singer is sumwun wot sings ect ect. we has an erly mornin delivery by der poster wot yoojooly cums bout 2 or 3 ocl'ock in der afternoon, and den my dad rites on lots of der envelopes, rongly delivered, not noan, stuff like dat, wot doo not pleese my dad at all.

but i woz rong!!! yes, i no dat almost never happens but i was rong. der is annuver sort of poaster and its' a large picksher wot yoo can stick on yore worl (no!!!! its' not spelt wall, cos yoo dont' say it like dat its' worl, tork smorl, etc. enny way der Gardenia has bin givin way lots and lots of poasters bout boring fings like fish and flowers and garden berds - i no wot gardin berds look like thank yoo!!!! i do'nt need a poster too tell me, or rare berds - well i aint' goin to sea them am i, so wots der point? and dogs - yuk. but at larst dey got it rite and dey dun won on cats. and gess wot, der one for the British Short Hair was a droring that looked just like me!!!!!!!!!! ginger wiv a wite tummy. eck-sept that the droring woz not ackshirley of me cos der cat in der droring woz not enny ware near as good lookin as me. but it shose dat if yoo wont a cat dat is der best of der british short hair yoo go for a cat like me. mind yoo, i fink i is a British Lots of Hair, cos my feur is very fick and lush and luvly even in winter and i can go out in enny wevver on petrole or put my bottom down for a poo and stuff without freezing.

nice pic of me n runty on our dubble bed, dont' yoo think? my pear-rents like to yoos it for a bit at nite, wot i dont' mind but runty doo cos she likes to hav her bed orl der time unless her mummy, zo is hoam den she orlso yooses dat bed. still, nice picksher. acksherly dis picksher woz taken arfter runty n me had gon for lunch and a pea and my dad had shut der dor too put clean sheets on and he did'nt let us back in until heed alsow put der extra cover on wot is hour speshall bed cover wot wee sleep on. nice tho.

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