Saturday, June 09, 2007
Frontline
The payrents dun fruntline on us larst weekend when danl and roses woz hear. I is not shure why they doo this, thay say cos it stopps us from getting fleas. personally, i is not bovvered by fleas and do'nt notis them but my dad doo get very cross cos they seem to bite him lots and lots. danel sez wee shud put frunt line on our dad as he gets the flea bites- hee doo not find this very funny at orl, he gett very cross and look as tho he is going to stomp out the room (did yoo no my dad spells 'work' as 'walk' - ca'nt bee rite cos it do'nt sound like that at orl and then he say 'work' is ackshirley 'werk' - stoopid, eh?)
enny way they decide to put this stuff on cos danil is up and they reckon they need for hands with horizontally opposed thums to hold gwen down. so, they sneak up on her wen she is having a nice kip and dad and danle grab her and mum doo put the stuff on her kneck. she is amaizing strong and they can ownly just holde her long enuff too get the drops on her kneck beefour she scarpers for the wrest of the day. it is troo, if yoo wont to hold gwen down yoo knead at least for horizontally opposed thums too doo the job.
I is having a ver nice sunday bathe on the patteeoh, so dad stroke my hed, my mum put the drops on and i do'nt bother to moove or stop purring, easy as that. dad then grab runty wot is up the guardin and bring her down, she is a bit suspishuss but is ok bout it. but dad doo not get nun put on him when he need it moste. tippical of humans that he get left out.
if they do'nt put this stuff on then they coam us; well, i is ok, except when they doo my private, personal bits like my tummy wot is mine and privet and ver wunderfull. runty get a bit miserble wen the coame go over her titties and gwen am just impossible and yoo need a full flack jacket and ultra thick gluvs and then she can still run away cos the gluvs is thick. the runt need a coame reely cos she molte so much every wear. gwen think the enemee is invaiding enny time and doo not reegard mee on petrole as holding the frort.
my dad sez that in the old days with the old runt, edie-puss, or e.d. puss, she was "dermatologically challenged" and was ded scabby on her back and luvd beeing coamed and was moast grateful as long as yoo did'nt nock the tops off her scabs. yuk. they yoosed to yoos flea powder in those days and poor edie-puss would pea herself at this. rex or wrecks woz just too gormless to panic moor than a bit.
oh yes, the too feemails is getting even wers in there langugage too each uther when they meet, in the frunt room wot is disputed territtorree and the kichen daw, oh, yes, and when runty dun popped into the play room the uther eevning. so unneccesserry. ho hum. feemails, eh, do'nt get it, do yoo?
enny way they decide to put this stuff on cos danil is up and they reckon they need for hands with horizontally opposed thums to hold gwen down. so, they sneak up on her wen she is having a nice kip and dad and danle grab her and mum doo put the stuff on her kneck. she is amaizing strong and they can ownly just holde her long enuff too get the drops on her kneck beefour she scarpers for the wrest of the day. it is troo, if yoo wont to hold gwen down yoo knead at least for horizontally opposed thums too doo the job.
I is having a ver nice sunday bathe on the patteeoh, so dad stroke my hed, my mum put the drops on and i do'nt bother to moove or stop purring, easy as that. dad then grab runty wot is up the guardin and bring her down, she is a bit suspishuss but is ok bout it. but dad doo not get nun put on him when he need it moste. tippical of humans that he get left out.
if they do'nt put this stuff on then they coam us; well, i is ok, except when they doo my private, personal bits like my tummy wot is mine and privet and ver wunderfull. runty get a bit miserble wen the coame go over her titties and gwen am just impossible and yoo need a full flack jacket and ultra thick gluvs and then she can still run away cos the gluvs is thick. the runt need a coame reely cos she molte so much every wear. gwen think the enemee is invaiding enny time and doo not reegard mee on petrole as holding the frort.
my dad sez that in the old days with the old runt, edie-puss, or e.d. puss, she was "dermatologically challenged" and was ded scabby on her back and luvd beeing coamed and was moast grateful as long as yoo did'nt nock the tops off her scabs. yuk. they yoosed to yoos flea powder in those days and poor edie-puss would pea herself at this. rex or wrecks woz just too gormless to panic moor than a bit.
oh yes, the too feemails is getting even wers in there langugage too each uther when they meet, in the frunt room wot is disputed territtorree and the kichen daw, oh, yes, and when runty dun popped into the play room the uther eevning. so unneccesserry. ho hum. feemails, eh, do'nt get it, do yoo?
# posted by Biggles @ 10:18 am 
