Monday, May 15, 2006
my dad as stoopid as mr darwin
but i say dis. 1. cricket is no more intersting dan worm or snail. 2. of course dey is in der sky dey can fly so no point hating dat or at least jump up and down. 3. dey is stupid wiv der legs rubbin and bein so noisey. 4. crickets is like locusts and we has all bean warned about der plageu of locusts swarming throo der skys. and look now we has it - that nasty mr ryanair does locust flyin all der tiem, and easy locust flyin, dey is ever were and pollutinin der planit.
so down with cricket and locust flyin i say, and my hooman dad and that mr darwin ort to learn to do something yoosful like wot i do ever day.
ps. my dad says der crickets was not ver interesting at mr lord's and day kept droppin their matches, catches win matches or sumfin. why you want to throw a box of matches i don't know, hoomans is sad relly.
tiem for a nap
In fact, I'm going to go and watch lots of crickets in Birmingham at the end of the month - woo!!!