Thoughts of a Top Cat

I has to tell yoo diss cos its' sooooooooooooooo funny. and it shoe how stoopid hoomans is. I has too larffffffffffffffffff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Last weak end my mum woz sayin to my dad, do'nt fourget der clocks go fourward two nite. I no sez my dad and I will doo it in der mourning.

Ok, ok. I checks in der mourning and evry day orl der clocks and not won single clock as mooved an inch or a milly meter or nuffink fourward or backward. Ha ha. And der biggest joke is dat der payrents fink dat all der clocks has moved fourward.

HA HA HA HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

stoopid. no wot i mean? wear wood they bee without me to check on fings, I dunno.